A friend of mine had a hilarious idea. Having a dedicated switch in your bathroom that, when switched, it’d play a 90s relaxing song. Here is a prototype. It uses a smart relay, a raspberry pi (overkill), a regular electric switch and speakers.
The relay has a full tcp/ip stack and it can be connected to send events to a mqtt server. I have then a bit of go code running in the pi that picks on the events and plays the song as necessary.
Would you find it funny if you encounter one of those in your next bathroom visit?